The jackrabbit was having a bad hare day. What did his doe bring him?
Photo: rubber rabbitbrush, Ericameria nauseosa, (sunflower family, Asteraceae) jackrabbit winter forage
When do you go at red and stop at green?
> When eating a watermelon.
(thanks to jokes4us.com)
Photo: watermelon, Citrullus lanatus (cucumber family, Cucurbitaceae)
>What socks do you need for a cool season lawn that you don’t need for a warm season lawn?
(Warm season lawn grasses are more water-efficient.)
Photo: tomatoes (Solanum lygopersicon, potato family, Solanaceae)
What is the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
> Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
(thanks to tomatodirt.com)
More plant jokes will be added here as I get a chance. These illustrated various points in my talk on Curious Stories of Familiar Plants, in addition to making the audience groan.
Enjoy your day!
Comments and corrections welcome.